TLDR 2026-09-16

OpenAI eyes $1.2T šŸ‘€, Starlink v3 šŸš€, Zuckerberg vs Anthropic šŸ“Ā 

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Big Tech & Startups

OpenAI Considers Pre-IPO Funding Round at More Than $1.2 Trillion Valuation (2 minute read)

SpaceX declares Starship ready for orbit, sets launch date next week (3 minute read)

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Science & Futuristic Technology

Is There Anything a Fruit Fly Brain Can't Do? (6 minute read)

Agility's new humanoid robot will stop, squat to avoid harming human coworkers (5 minute read)

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Programming, Design & Data Science

Google released Gemini 3.8 Live and 3.8 Live Extended Thinking today (1 minute read)

Seats and Sunsets (25 minute read)

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Miscellaneous

Mark Zuckerberg Takes Aim at Anthropic in Debate Over AI Slowdown (3 minute read)

Senate Votes to Block Crypto Bill in Major Blow to the Industry (4 minute read)

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