AI Benchmarks Are Broken 💥, Jev Inside Your Warehouse ⚡, Doom Runs on SQL 🎮

System 1 Models for Data ⚡, Postgres Meets Jev 🐘, A 4B Model Beats Postgres 🎯 

LangChain’s Paid Media Agent 🎯, DuckDB Skills for Claude Code 🦆, How Many Labels? 🏷️

Postgres at 118M QPS 🏎️, ChatGPT Work Data Agent 🗣️, Lyft’s Travel-Time Map 🚕

30 Years of Postgres 🐘, Spotify Skips Bayesian 🎧, Kestra 2.0 Ships 🚀

Spotify Cuts Agent Token Usage 📉, How Proxies Help Databases 🚦, Data Teams Are Context Teams 🧑‍🏫

Netflix’s Parallel Spark Tuning 📊, Tracing AI Token Waste 💸, S3 Gets More Duck 🦆

Spark 4.1.0 Released ⚡, How Twilio Tracks Lakehouse Staleness 🚨, Replacing Fivetran at Scale 🔄

DuckLabs Joins AWS 🦆, LinkedIn’s Cognitive Memory Agent 🧠, Chaos Testing Kafka 🌪️

The Politics Behind Metrics 🏛️, Unlearning Pandemic Demand 🦠, The Art of Indexing ⚡

Inside DuckDB 2.0 🦆, ACID for AI Agents ✅, Variant Lands in Iceberg 🪆

Benchmarking Agentic Analytics 📊, Faster Lakehouse Lookups 🔎, Comet Hits 1.0 ☄️

Vercel’s Migration to DynamoDB 🪢, Stripe’s Self-Healing Databases 🛠️, Electric Joins Databricks ⚡

Robotics Data Stack 🤖, Automating the Semantic Layer 📊, The Agent Sprawl Problem 🐇

Netflix Simplifies Storage 🧊, Meta Doubles Training Efficiency 💎, Metrics Defined Once 🎯

DoorDash’s Agent Control Plane 🚦, OpenAI Shreds Analytics Costs 💸, SQL on Video 🎥

Airbnb’s Evals Approach 🏠, Spotify’s Fast Point Queries 🎵, Versioning Business Knowledge 🧩

Orchestration Beats Model Size 🐝, Scaling Postgres Pub/Sub 🔔, Zero-Copy Neo4j 🕸️

Serverless Multi-Region Postgres 🌍, DuckDB’s Vectorized Execution 🦆, Backfills Done Properly 🔁

Inside Spark 4.2 ✨, Data Modeling Still Matters 📐, Faster Spark With Rust 🦀